A man walked into a pharmacy and was observed wandering in a rather confused way up and down the aisles.
The sales girl asked him if needed help.
The man responded by saying he was looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
The clerk directed down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later,he deposited a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.
The Clerk, confused, said, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
The man replied, "You see,it's like this. Yesterday, I ask my wife to pick me up a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers. Saying, "It's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper."
So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she