Saturday, May 27, 2006

Religious Fervor

A tongue-in-cheek look at religion in America

"We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!"

Read the "true christian perspective" on the latest national and worldwide news.

Find out how hollywood is secretly subverting our children with Spongebob Squarepants!
"Freehold, Iowa - (April 2003) Complete shock filled the Landover Baptist main sanctuary last Sunday as Pastor Deacon Fred revealed in graphic detail, decadent hidden sexual messages in the popular cartoon series, Sponge Bob, Square Pants™. "

Gotta love these people, the parodies are wonderful.

No comments: