Wednesday, August 23, 2006

50 Totally Boring Things About Me

Indigo asked me to play along with her on this List of 50 Things About I am, but since I am way to introspective sometimes, can't see that it is all that interesting....but it is

1. My roommate and I once: got married.

2. Never in my life have I: Crossed the borders of my own country..and I soooo want to.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my lovely precocious daughter.

4. High school was: Some of the best of times and some of the worst of times...yep yep.

5. When I'm nervous: Depends on what I am nervous about, I giggle, pace, chew my bottom lip, and/or jiggle my right foot.

6. The last time I cried was: Two weeks ago, but I allowed that for about 5 minutes, the time before that was in April...when a close friend died.

7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: family, but I really don't think I would ever want to be married again.

8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? Me have secrets...who are you kidding, haven't you read my blogs? I tell all....don't I?

9. My hair: soo fucking frizzy in the humidity...but most of the time I am happy with it.

10. When I was 5 : I was painfully shy, my best friend was my big brother, and I lived beside a river and had the best summer.

11. Last Christmas: I spent time with family, and family, and family....too much Christmas.

12. When I turn my head left: I see outside my kitchen window, which is open, I can hear crickets chirping, and a faint whiff of a visting skunk..ewww!

13. I should be: sleeping right now.

14. When I look down I see: my legs propped up in their usual computer sitting position, one on the rung of a stool/table, and the other curled beneath me.

15. The craziest recent event was: work today

16. If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: Pheobe, I love her zaniness and lack of fear to put herself "out there".

17. By this time next year: I will be one year closer to more FREEDOM of choice in my own life!

18. My favorite aunt is: too far away.

19. I have a hard time understanding: people who refuse to try new things, people who constantly gossip, people who cannot get past a person's race/color/or creed, people who are black and white thinkers.

20. One time at a family gathering:
I convinced everyone to stand underneath a waterfall to cool off, it was 100 degrees in the shade, everyone under the age of 45 did it too! Felt sooo good! I am the family activity instigator, and in the summer, it usually involves water, water ballon fights are the best! I like to get people moving!

21. You know I like you if: smile, say hey, I like know I really like you if you have my trust.

22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: Would be my family for putting up with me.... because to receive an award I would be totally focused.......and then I would suggest that they gave the award to the wrong person.

23. Take my advice: listen to that little voice inside us all, our speaks our truths.

24. My ideal breakfast is: two eggs over easy, two slices of bacon, and a slice of rye bread--not toasted--soaking up that yummy egg yolk.

25. If you visit my home town: you will see prairie, and more prairie, and more prairie.

26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: my favorite great lake.

27. If you spend the night at my house: You will eat well, laugh often at the total zaniess of three of us, wonder who that grumpy man is watching tv, wonder why I spend so much time online, and probably end of with a dog or cat sleeping with you.

28. I'd stop my wedding if: Hell I wish I had stopped my wedding!

29. The world could do without: so much! Child abuse and hunger are two biggies.

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: relive the past 5 years.

31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: two books, no make that three.

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: lots of goodies....just had a birthday :)

33. My favorite blonde is: oh soo son.

34. My favorite brunette is: again soo daughter.

35. My car must have a sign on it that reads:
I am an excellent driver and what speed limit sign?

36. The last time I was drunk: ummm define drunk...were my lips numb? of was I just a bit giggley?

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Pigs, the saying "when pigs fly" it can happen, even if you have to put them in a parachute...anything can happen..if we work at it.

38. I shouldn't have been: so distant from my friends and family this past year.

39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? yes.

40. Last night I: didn't get enough what else is new?

41. There's this girl I know who: makes me smile every day.

42. I don't know: why people won't admit that I am right 98% of the time :P

43. A better name for me would be: I like my name, it suits me fine.

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: get my masters.

45. How many days until my birthday?: 355

46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: Katherine Hepburn

47. I've lived at my current address since: 1989

48. I've been told I look like: Olivia Newton John, Michelle Pheifer, and my Mom. I soo do not look either of the celebrities, and way way too much like my Mom!

49. If I could have any car, it would be: ohh a toss up.....hmmm. this months favorite is a mini cooper convertible

50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: NO MORE CATS! 15 outside and 1 inside is more than enough.


plano said...

Took me a good hour to do mine, damn these things make you think.

Happy belated birthday babe!

Sunny Delight said...

Yea and the thing is I am soo uncomfortable with it....and answered in way too much detail for my comfort level....another almost delete :doh

Fiona said...

I like this...I wonder if I'll have the courage to do it too *S*

Shaun said...

Your 28, works for me too.

DG said...

I see I missed your birthday. A very happy one to you my dear. And interesting 50 I may have to try it.