Saturday, September 09, 2006

Time for a Vacation?

Signs that it is definitely time to take a vacation...........

A coworker arrives in the morning singing a cheery song, and you want to slap the s&*% out of her.

Someone pokes their head around the corner and announces "meeting in 5 minutes!", and you think "what the f*#@ do they want now?"

When you and a co-worker are discussing something and a third party butts in saying, "well, at my last office", and your hand itches to throw the stapler at them.

When you hear a co-worker call your name, and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "s&*% what now!?" and think about hiding under your desk.

When you're asked to stay late to finish up a project someone else started, and you think, "You can both kiss my sweet a$$!"

If you avoid saying anything more than hello, or goodbye to someone, because you know it will lead to hearing their life's story if you say more.

You receive one more "justa a little reminder", email from your boss, and you think what now you f*#@*%@* b*&%$!!

If you can decipher the words that have been bleeped out.


(I received this in an email from a former co-worker, she didn't take just a vacation, she found another job!)


plano said...

One of the girls at work had this tight t-shirt on yesterday that said "I need a vacation" in large letters across the front. All anyone could think of is taking a vacation on her chest.

Phil said...

LOL! I feel like that every day, and I just took a vacation two weeks ago!